We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Witmer's On A Tinder Date (Spring Version)

from Witmer 12" by Tableau Vivant

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $2 USD  or more

     

lyrics

Witmer's on a Tinder date
It's really something to celebrate
Hope the girl don't end up like Sharon Tate

Hope they don't get into a debate
about Jung, Lacan, and Freud
She won't be impressed by his intellect
She'll just get annoyed

Oh Witmer, don't tell her that you're "funemployed"

Turkey out of a Ziploc bag
Molly E**** on your heel
Texas highways are such a drag
Jerkin off behind the wheel

Oh Witmer, good luck with that Tinder date
Do your best not to masturbate
Hope it can alleviate
Some of your pain inside

credits

from Witmer 12", released March 28, 2015

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Tableau Vivant New York, New York

Tableau Vivant was formed in the dog days of a suburban New Jersey summer. Our music harkens back to that paradise of dampness and silence: to afternoons spent recumbent in grasses of various greens and to sleepless nights spent on inflatable mattresses and alien floorboards. ... more

contact / help

Contact Tableau Vivant

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account

If you like Tableau Vivant, you may also like: